replies to tags:

darren: hahaha.. how can u say ur look-a-like is old sia?! tsk tsk. btw, i where got say "everyone" was cooking for me??? i noe ur not nice enough to cook de. expected one.. =P
cheeleng: lol. u promise to date me out wor.. everyday at hm super sian then will hv nothing to blog abt also. sobs sobs sobs.. anyway, REDANG, HERE WE COME!!!
gerald: ur welcome.. another outing? sure sure. =) but as usual, muz fulfil the following conditions.. 1) fun, 2) more than 5 other ppl turn-up, 3) i dun hv any prior engagement.
jessica: haha.. fortunate girl. *envious* i tink cockroaches r yucks but beetles r alright lah.. haha. yeah, but i guess the "spooky" shot is merely juz oil stains ba. *prays*
tiffany: hey hey! i noe ur cheena more pro then me but u dun hafta keep correcting me ma.. paiseh one leh.. wahhhhh! *crys* =X

anyway, msn is not cooperating now. so i can't get the post-exam celebration pics frm cl n therefore, i cannot update on the rather lame things we r sooo capable of coming up with.. i bet ur will hv a blast considering how many unglam shots of me is in tt cam of hers. n i double bet tt even if i dun post my ugly photos up here, they'll somehow find their way up onto her own blog. *groans*

updates on ltc!!! i'm in tribe 2, foxthon (combi of fox + python). my grp of 12 members is made up of 5 girls n 7 guys.. so far, i hv been in contact with steven, beng guang, xiao he, si ting, aik chai n nickolas.. tts alot of ppl considering i didn't turn up for the first meeting n is highly unlikely to make it for tis friday's one too.. oops. oh wells, they all seem like enthu n nice ppl so i tink they'll forgive me somehow.. hehe. another fun bit is our lodging, cabin 1: liying, cabin 2: me, cabin 3: cheeleng!!! being nxt door to each other = fun fun fun!! yayness~

so many ppl hv told me tt ratatouille rocks (even GUYS!!).. yes, i guessed it wld be gd too. coz the behind-the-scenes screening on disney channel was amazing alright. haiz.. idiots who tink cartoons r not worth cinema prices obviously haven seen the effort tt goes behind each n every animation. silly me forgot the existence of sneak previews so looking at my extremely packed schedule now, i prob can't find the time to catch it before it closes unless i catch a midnight or something.. wahhhhhhhhhh!!! T_T

COMEX 2007 starts tmr n ends on the 2nd of sep.. pls do come visit me at acer. u dun hv to buy anything. juz come n give me an excuse to slack rest. wahahaha.. =P

spse gathering..

hairspray is a really gd show tt despite sitting in uncomfortable first row seats, i couldn't help smiling throughout the whole duration of it. true, the show didn't hv special effects n neither did it hv any heart-wrenching moments tt deserved the $9.50 ticket price. but the powerful singing, tippity-tappity dance steps, 60s-style costumes n hairstyles was superb. n before u write it off as yet another bimbotic chick-flick, the crux of the plot was abt the black-and-white racial divide evident in the american society back then.

ahhhh, social issues in humour.. wat better way to get the message across?? on the whole, it was impressive, funny n not the slightest bit disappointing.. n not to mention, men who look soooo cute in tux. *swoons* 4 STARS!

also, its inspiring to noe tt fat ppl can not only hv their dreams come true but snare the really handsome n eligible bf of a really pretty n rich girl too. hehehehehehe.. so tt means, i still hv hope! lolx. =P

we also found jessica's belated bdae present frm 'more than words'.. its a really cute 蘑菇头 (mushroom head)! originally wanted the red one for myself but there wasn't the red one anymore so we wanted to buy the baby blue one for jessica (her fav colour!) but darren said it looked sick.. so we decided on a brown one in the end. =)



cute cute ba??? i didn't wanna let go of it throughout.. *huggies*



she looks pleased.. haha. dunno is it bcoz of the bf on the left or the present on the right.

since we all noe being late is the trademark of many teenagers nowadays, darren n i decided to be slightly later to save us the trouble of us waiting for others n getting pissed off. in the end, everyone was late except for zest. surprise surprise!! lol. =P

gerald took quite awhile to finally drive to the designated waiting bus stop where we had to race a busload of ppl to secure seats at the ever-popular 真发活海鲜 steamboat buffet..



look ma, i can cook!! =D



our steamboat.. it doesn't look v appetising hur? but at least its not black, yet.



as usual, my attn doesn't last v long.. so i happily started playing while jessica cooked delicious scrambled eggs for me. lalala~



cooking, cooking, cooking, cooking... all for ME!!! heeee.



as we all grew thirsty, gerald was nice enough to sponsor our drinks.. see, tt is his hand! ahhhhh, nobody drink frm tt cup!! bio-hazard! =P



now he is trying to act cute by winking.. but i dun tink there is any diff.. is there? (hint: his right eye is the closed one.)



as the rest slaved away, darren decided to join me with the eggs he laid. wakakaka!



well, we gotta first fish the prawns before he can bbq n peel them for lazy me rite?



jessica n me taking a breather! *slurps*



as we grew full n tired of the food, it became photo madness time!!! =)



enlarged grp pic... stupid darren, touch my hair muz pay money de!! for some strange n unknown reason, i hv minnie mouse ears.. kinda creepy though. =X



waahhh!!!! my growth spurt hv finally hit me! =X



n tis is the beetle tt fell in love with zest n stuck to his tee.. cute little thing hor?!



the heat was soo intense tt it cld actually melt the plastic table. ouch!!!



i'm a satiated girl whose daddy owns the rd!!



apparently buffet wasn't enough to fulfil us so we proceeded for ice-cream dessert at ICE3 (a cool ice-cream palour/pub) along serangoon gardens..



fluttering hearts line the ceiling.. preeeeeeeeeeeeety! <3



our oh-so-delicious sundae delights.. *yum* zest n darren r the 酒鬼's (drunkards) among us who tried the 'magic potion' - ice-cream accompanied by shots of liquor. the shots served in test tubes r really potent with pretty high alcoholic content..



[frm left: zest, mine, gerald, jessica, tian hock n darren.]

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DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT TAKE THE BELOW RANDOMNESS SERIOUSLY!! IT IS INTENDED TO BE IN A PURELY LIGHT-HEARTED FASHION WITH THE PICTURES PAINFULLY SELECTED BY YOURS TRUELY TO FLOW WITH A STORY I CRAPPED UP WHILE I WAS SHITTING TIS MORN. IF U CAN'T TAKE THE JOKE I INTENDED THEN PERHAPS U SHLD TRY RELIFING URSELF TO COME UP WITH INSPIRATION OF TIS STANDARD.. YUPS, NOTHING WAS DELIBERATELY ACTED OUT BY THE TWO VERY HANDSOME N DECENT STARS. YA YA, SOME MAY ARGUE OTHERWISE.. BUT THOUGH THEY MAY NOT BE SAINTS, THEY R DEFINITELY DECENT ALRIGHT N I'M "CREATIVELY" BORED IN AN ANTI-SOCIAL BUMMER SORTA WAY. SO HERE GOES..

Title: Date Rape (woah, i bet i caught ur attn. lol.)
Victim: Ms. Orange
(note: dun be offended.. though i tink u'll like the publicity. hehe.)
Aggressor: Mr. Brown
(note: hey sweetie, dun take offence hor.. read the above if u haven already done so. tis is strictly for laughs only.. the world is stressed enough, SMILE!)
Scene of Crime: ICE3

1. Mr. Brown brings Ms. Orange out on an ice-cream date at the elite ICE3. they hv a marvellous n cozy time within close proximity of each other.
   
2. in the dimly-lit but romantic corner, Mr. Brown coaxes Ms. Orange into consuming glasses n glasses of spiked dessert. which Ms. Orange was happy enough to glup down greedily.
   
3. once Ms. Orange collasped on the sofa in half-daze, Mr. Brown downs a shot of passion-enhancing love potion with much fervour. he specially chose SOLUTION: GREEN as it was known for it sexual ferocity.
   
4. n then, he slowly approaches his victim who looks surprisingly pleased. 0_o'''
   
5. unable to resist the urge anymore, he pounces! *screams*
   (pls ignore darren, the peeping tom. keke.)
   
6. VICTORY!!! Ms. Orange looks shagged, but contented all the same. =P
   

okie, no more clowning around.. its really nothing too bad rite? i'm lame lah... somebody better ask me out quick before i come up with even more equally retarded stuff n deplete my already short-changed braincells. bahx.

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our big, happy family.. n if my eyes r working properly, darren is touching gerald!



big smiles for the camera!!

anyway, everything was possible only bcoz of tis planner who was thick-skinned enough to request the making of a personalized collage for himself. hey meow meow, u honoured ma? i spent the whole evening sifting through tons of wacky/queer shots n coughing up intelligent yet subtle descriptions for ur bizarre antics k!!!

yes, he did finish tt entire plate of bloody liver.. for a guy, i wonder why he needs to replenish blood at such a rate.. *ahem* hehehe. n for non-literature students, "doppelganger" means a ghostly double or counterpart of a living person. in simpler wrds, it equals "evil twin". lol.. i tot i wun ever get to use tis wrd in real-life though lit students throw it around ever so frequently. also, in the "gay" shot, 3 of them were posed to smother each other with kisses.. ewwww!!! well, in case ur nv notice, the fonts r DISNEY!!! *runs around in excitement*

the end of the gathering as we walk towards gerald's vehicle.. *sobs*

they look like in jail hor? wahahahaha! its been quite long since ppl got bundled into the back of gerald's vehicle.. sure wish the old times nv had to end. =(

yoga torture

ahh, i can so get used to tis kinda lifestyle.. waking up to a nice, leisurely breakfast of mee siam n half sitting/lying on a cushioned day-bed on the 27th floor of ocean towers, facing the paranomic views of marina bay, reading my driving handbk while waiting for yoga therapy with the handsome vicki to begin. machiam paris hilton's life of the rich n famous rite?! =)

but being overly ambitious like i always am, i got myself into alot of unexpected pain when thebestfriend decided to visit me in the middle of class. cringing in pain, i struggled n barely survived completing my 'ohms' n stretches. however, as i mentioned, i was ambitious. so when the pain became manageable, i proceeded for saumik's hatha yoga class 30 mins aft my first class ended. like all saumik's (he was featured in sunday times a few wks ago to be among the top yoga instructors in sg) classes, he nv fails to push us to the limits!

so there came my 1 hr or pure, intensified torture as he physical manhandled me into all sorta weird positions coz i obviously wasn't in any state to twist my body to achieve such warped postures. bahx. pulling, pushing n stretching my limbs when all i wanted was to curl into a ball n whine for my mommy. waaahhhh..

n of all times, he chose today to teach us a new step - the one above. it may look like nothing but seriously, its horrible to the max! u do it wrongly n u twist ur neck.. which i may hv succeeded in achieving coz my neck feels sorta rigid now. =( anyway, when i refused to obey his instructions to 'hold stance', n he actually held me down forcefully for a whole 15 secs in "torture 2"! its not fair tt he got big muscles n i hv flabby ones. which means resistance is futile n equates to limping out of studio C with not juz an aching abdomen but wobbly legs n a painful back. zzz. its times like tis tt i hate being a female.. *wails*

lunch was nicer with mommy buying me lunch at the raffles xchange's the soup spoon.

my lovely hot chocolate.. its quite a small cup although it looks big here..

my chicken n mushroom potpie.. hehe.. full of trans fat. tsssssk!

mommy's healthier alternative of roasted pumpkin soup.

our shared asian tofu salad..

oh look, its time for my afternoon nap! sweet dreams. =)

post exam entry

WHOOPDEEDOO!!! all the dreaded papers hv been submitted n the notes can juz pile into a mess on my bedroom floor until i find the mood to file/toss them away.. i slept in n woke up at 11am tis morn tinking to myself, "gosh, i feel aimless with nothing left to do. n tis feeling ROCKS!" hehehe.. well, i guess the inner me is not so hyperactive n rah-rah as i expected it to be. perhaps i'm getting old. lol.

so instead of immediately dialing for company or hitting the shops in celebration, i proceeded to hv the longest shower i hv taken in wks, slapped on a hydrating YSL mask for the horrible pimple breakout as a result of my relentless late nights n settled down on the sofa with the remote in my hand for some long-awaited 'ME' time.. was kinda supposed to pop by the studio for a yoga wrk-out to burn off the exam kilos (snacking n not moving hv attrocious side-effects on one's waistline) but lo n behold, decided on a 5pm lymphatic massage appt for a more relaxing detox alternative as opposed to sweating it out in contorted body spasms on my yoga mat. i'm blessed! =P

mugging leaves ur memory in a blur.. so the following r soooo not in any order of sequence.

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moments of studying insanity:



facing the same 4 walls day aft day makes me desperate n unloved enough to kiss the fan n luckily, i got kissed back.. if not v throw face sia. dumdeedumdum~



snacking becomes a favourite past-time bcoz brain exercise makes my mouth itch.. hehe. cheese tarts, traditional sugared biscuits, durian creampuffs, wasabi-coated pistachios n a random hard-boiled egg makes me feel less deprieved.. haiz, mommy's way of "encouragement" is making me get rounder. sobs.



so i found better forms of motivation for myself! whee~ i give myself one "well done", "excellent", "good" or "fantastic" sticker for every chpt i cover. so now i hv shiny stickers covering my thumbdrive, stapler, calculator n everything else tt hv a flat surface. nice nice! ^^



a variety of royce chocs to conquer moodswings spell U.L.T.M.A.T.E . H.E.A.V.E.N but unfortunately, it also spells C.A.L.O.R.I.E.S!!! =X



seaweed imported frm seoul.. the smiley baby on the pkt is cute hor?

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days spent in the company of the darrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs...

me: hmm, i'm being surrounded by guys who suck!
tiffany: aiya, it's only to balance. cause ur surrounded by gals who ROCKS!!!
me: whee~

lol.. u nv expect demure tiff to say tt ba? haha.. wow! n for another insight in tt dear girl whom i hv known for 1.5 yrs, she has finally gone out for lunch with us! n i hv the pics to prove it! =) aft the FA paper which was a tremendous load of all our chests, we decided to celebrate with a pizza hut feast at jurong pt followed by lots of chatting n of course, shopping!! it was gd food with even better laughter with the dearies..



tiff: omg! tis is sooo sinful.. (plays with cheese.)
cheeleng: sinful ar? pray more lah..
tiff: uh-oh, forgot to pray before we start eating.
cheeleng: oops..
[cl starts praying..]
tiff: too late le rite?
me: cl always like tt de.. super forgetful.
[cl continues to pray..]
xq: she looks like she's sleeping..
[cl stops praying n gives guilty face.]



the dreadful milo-looking mushroom soup... =(



my fellow coursemates relaxing aft the draining FA paper..



the girls loved by me!!! ahhh, look at my eyebags!
[frm left: cheeleng, xueqin, me n tiffany]



we went aunty shopping at value $ shop!



where i bought cheap, random stuff tt i noe i wun regret coz they r so freaking cheap! hehehe..



the baby powder casing tt cl n i bought so we can stock small portions of goodies to smuggle to redang. do re mi fa~ lol.



aft the final BFI paper, we gathered outside the exam hall n celebrated with food at the viet cafe in sch coz stupid darren needed to paste posters n wld be occupying my qiling.. so spoil mood rite? anyway, he cancelled at the last min aft both me n cl hv found seperate company for the evening. grrrrr.. *strangles him*



oreo cheesecake n chicken, mushroom pie make us 3 pleased girls. =)

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during one of our study trips, the singletons decided to study tgt at the clubhouse where xq n darren was too overwhelmed by their bks tt they engaged in rather amusing activities..



entered the clubhouse n was shocked to see it empty with laptops n handphones strewn all over the place. had half a mind to yell at them for not locking the door n leaving their valuables at such risk when they suddenly pounced out of tt metal cupboard leaving me screaming for a gd 10 secs. hey, 7th mth (ghost mth) leh. 人吓人, 会吓死吓死人的!!!

wanting to do the same thing to sabo cheeleng, xq called her (muz predict time to start hiding in tt suffocating metal cabinet ma)..

xq (on the phone): where r u?
cl: mrt..
xq (to darren): quick hide, she at mrt le..
[aft a really long time with them in the cupboard, i called cl.]
me: wei, where r u?
cl: jurong east.
me: wat?! i tot u told xq u at dover mrt?
cl: i juz say mrt ma.. i was at yew tee..
[xq n darren exiting the cupboard fuming.. which was quite a hilarious sight.]

when she finally arrived, the trick cld commence again.. the plot was for me to stay outside convincing her abt the "ghost" in the closet.. it was quite funny despite her already observing tt the cupboard shelves hv been removed n placed in such an obvious position (i wonder y i nv noticed them before). anyway, she still opened the windows cutely exclaiming, "if the ghost start chasing me, i can jump out. outside hv sunlight, ghost scared sunlight." o_0 aft much pushing, she agreed to check out the cupboard slowly moving towards it armed with.......... a chair! =P

anyway, i'm a gd liar actress coz for a couple of hrs before tt lazy bum bum came to sch, i managed to get her to believe tt xq n darren ran away to "偷情" leaving poor me alone in the clubhouse. lol.



but we didn't juz play hor! mess to prove tt we did study..

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being stuck at hm all day, i look forward to the nightly coming hm of my lovely family.. see, i caught my bro DANCING when he shld hv been studying.. wahahaha! n i can see myself in the mirror reflection.. 偷懒 (skivving) also. oopsy!

studying in the dining rm with the others has advantages.. such as yelling tt i'm hot n having a caring mother turn on the aircon instantly, adjust the fan to face me n arrange my notes so they dun flap around irritatingly. hehe.. daddy is also the certified milo-maker coz he makes it really chocolately n provides a full service by preparing my fav cookies n washing my cup aft i'm done with it! *slurps*

studying bfi with a mother in the industry is also much easier as she rephrases the lect notes into my lvl of understanding n explains them to me like a bedtime story. the pro-ness of it lies in her being able to go on n on n on abt capital ratios w/o having to refer to anything at all!!! haiz, if only she cld take the paper on my behalf..




having early papers = morn breakfast with mommy at raffles place! ppl-watching is now my new fav hobby.. i get a big kick out of having a leisurely breakfast, reading the papers n watching frantic-looking ppl rush by only with a cup of coffee looking on enviously as i slowly enjoyed my food. muahahaha! *smirks*

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celebration of my last paper was with the woman who created me, the all-impt mother! hehe.. went down to plaza sing so i cld get my FBTs for redang n tt naturally came with alot of nagging abt how short or transparent those shorts are. lol.

dinner was at ichiban sushi which was kinda below my expectations having had better experience with the parkway parade n causeway pt branches..



mommy's tempura udon n my bento set with super unfresh salmon tt made me gag! argh, still haven got the chance to satisfy my sashimi craving yet. *wails*



sushi we got off the conveyor belt..

(clockwise frm top lefthand corner)
1. grilled cheese wrap - unique hor?
2. ordinary california maki - mommy's fav!
3. "green garden" with brown rice n all sorta beans - for vegetarians, weird...
4. i dunno wat but its really cute rite?

aft dinner, i treated mommy to bourne ultimatum, the matt damon movie, at the cathay coz she haven been there before.. NETs couple seats at a discount.. $6 only leh!!! haha. n we were lucky enough to land theater 1, otherwise known as "the grand cathay".. the place is really majestic like a palace or opera stage.. unlike the other theaters which r rather ordinary. the similar thing tt they all share though, is cathay's generosity with aircons.. it was FREEZING COLD lah! i miss having a big big jacket cover me like a blanket or better still, an arm wrapped around my shoulders coz mommy was too cold herself to comfortably grab hold of.



ok, tis pic sorta doesn't live up to standards coz my hp cam is not v gd in such dim lightings.. however, the side panels actually hv gold floral engravings on it n the red lights kinda makes it glow in a impressive sorta way.. when the movie starts, the red curtains draw back with the background sound of drumrolls. how utterly cool is tt?!

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n now, the highlight of tis entry took place on the 18th of august...



in a couple of mths, i wun be sitting nxt to mommy viewing the rd frm tis angle anymore.. coz the parents hv been really nice to surprise me with a membership at the bukit batok driving school juz 3 days aft i requested to be allowed to learn how to drive!!! yup, they even did my hmwrk for me by researching exam formats, cost fees, best instructor (according to their frens n forum pages), easier passing routes, etc.

n i bet i was the only lucky girl who went for the briefing with both parents in tow. they took down notes n clarified questions like they were the ones taking the test, while i juz sat there like a blur sotong amazed by the fact tt in less than a yr, i'll be hitting the rds.. omg, i get excited juz typing tis now! yippee!!!

instructor: we recommend ur daughter take up a manual license as a manual driver can drive both types of vehicles. tis means alot more opportunites like the driving knowledge to operate company trucks n even taxis.
daddy: yeah, i agree. consider the prospects, honey...
me: but i wanna pass on first try n driving manual is supposedly tougher!
mommy: daddy! my baby is not gonna be a truck driver.

hahahahahaha.. comical rite? i tink i juz sealed my reputation there as a protected mommy's girl. lolx. anyway, i still took class 3A lah.. *stubborn* =D



i'm a v happy girl! tis is the best exam present i can ever ask for..



n i hv exciting txtbks to study! fyi, there r more pics than wrds in there. lalala~

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these papers will be seeing the bottom of my rubbish bin pretty soon.. hip hip hooray!

with tis, mrks the end of the dreaded sem papers n the start of a brilliant holiday of sun, sea, cheeleng n hot bods. haha.. ok, mayb not the hot bods. but redang, HERE I COME!!!

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NOW REVEALING MY ANGRY SIDE, I'M SOOO SWEARING OFF DATING WEBSITES. WHERE IN THE WORLD CAN I FIND 23-YEAR OLD GUYS SENDING MSN VIRUS JUZ COZ THEY FAIL TO GET A DATE REPEATEDLY!? ITS CHILDISH, IMMATURE N PISSING ME OFF!! SO MUCH FOR TRYING TO IMPRESS HUR?! N OF ALL TYPES OF VIRUS, HE GOTTA SEND THE TYPE TT FORWARDS PORN (IN MY NAME) TO ALL MY ONLINE CONTACTS WHICH IS SO NOT FUNNY AT ALL! BAHX.

adrian: ehh girl, i tink ur com kenna virus. coz u sent something i dun tink u'll send..
me: yes, bloody hell! i noe i kenna virus. do u tink i need u to tell me?!?!?!?

SEE, BCOZ OF CERTAIN BRAINLESS ONLINE ASSES, I HV TO LOSE MY TEMPER ON MORE PLEASANT ONLINE PPL I HV COME TO NOE! SERIOUSLY "UR-NAME-WHO-I-CANNOT-RMBR" U SHLD GET RUNOVER BY A DOUBLE-DECKER BUS RIGHT TIS SECOND, MERGE INTO THE RD N GET ROLLED UPON BY CEMENT & GARBAGE TRUCKS FOR THE REST OF UR WORTHLESS, PATHETIC LIFE. DAMMIT, BASTARD IS TOO LIGHT A WRD TO DESCRIBE UR PIG-HEADED FACE N DONKEY-LOOKING BODY! GRRRR.

now i gotta go for a nice tea to soothe my agitated nerves...